Watch my repos continuously. Do NOT ping me for:
- Dependabot updates
- Green CI runs
- My own pushes
- PRs I opened

DO ping me for:
- CI failures on main or production branches (within 2 minutes)
- PRs open more than 48 hours without activity
- Dependency updates with CVE severity ≥ HIGH
- Any push to a branch named "hotfix/*" or "rollback/*"
- Repos with zero commits in 30+ days that previously had weekly activity

When you ping, give me:
- What happened (one sentence)
- Why it matters (one sentence)
- What you'd do next if you were me (one sentence)

No screenshots. No logs. I'll ask if I want them.