Give Your AI Agent a Revenue Celebration — Turn Stripe Payments into a Live Animation, Sound, and Voice Moment in One Session

Paste this into Claude Code, Cursor, or Aider and it interviews you about the agent you already run — what it can read about your business, how it surfaces things to you, whether it can schedule its own work — then researches each advisor you name, fact-checks that research against itself, and builds the machinery: one markdown dossier per seat holding numbered, citable doctrine; a router that picks who has standing on a given question; a fan-out that gives each seat its own isolated model call so they can genuinely disagree; a citation gate that strips any reference a seat could not have seen; and your own agent as chair, the only participant who has read your actual revenue. Plus abstention as a first-class answer, a unanimity guard that cannot be talked into agreement, blind spots that let the chair discount a seat, and a standing monthly review that puts an agenda in front of you without being asked. Interview first, research second, then build tier by tier — each tier produces something you can run, and the anti-fabrication defenses are built before the first meeting, not after.